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22:56:53:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59789]
22:56:53:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:56:53:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59791]
22:56:53:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 8
22:56:53:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59793]
22:56:53:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 9
22:56:53:M:www/images/Human.gif
22:56:53:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59791]
22:56:53:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:56:53:M:www/images/paladin.jpg
22:56:53:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59793]
22:56:53:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:56:53:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_ATTACKSWING
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59777] closed
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59779] closed
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59781] closed
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59783] closed
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59785] closed
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59787] closed
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59789] closed
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59791] closed
22:56:55:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59793] closed
22:57:02:M:DEBUG: Generating loot for 6 type=3
22:57:02:M:DEBUG: loot entry=755 slot=0
22:57:02:M:DEBUG: Finishing generating loot for 6 type=3
22:57:02:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_ATTACKSTOP
22:57:02:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_LOOT
22:57:02:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_SETSHEATHED 0
22:57:02:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_ITEM_QUERY_SINGLE id=755 guid=0DD0000
00DD19C93A
22:57:04:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_LOOT_MONEY
22:57:05:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_AUTOSTORE_LOOT_ITEM
22:57:05:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_LOOT_RELEASE
22:57:07:M:Time to release aura 21084
22:57:09:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_LOGOUT_REQUEST
22:57:10:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_LOGOUT_CANCEL
22:57:10:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_CANCEL_TRADE
22:57:11:M:WS16:[193.239.141.67:1288] CMSG_CANCEL_TRADE
22:57:16:M:WS16:Connection from [193.239.141.67:1288] closed
22:57:56:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2731]
22:57:56:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 1
22:57:56:M:www/index.html
22:57:56:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2731]
22:57:56:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:57:56:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2732]
22:57:56:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 2
22:57:56:M:www/images/style.css
22:57:56:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2732]
22:57:56:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2732]
22:57:56:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:57:57:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2733]
22:57:57:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 3
22:57:57:M:www/images/pixel2.gif
22:57:57:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2733]
22:57:57:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:57:57:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2734]
22:57:57:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 4
22:57:57:M:www/images/pixel.jpg
22:57:57:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2734]
22:57:57:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:57:58:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2735]
22:57:58:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 5
22:57:58:M:www/stat.xml
22:57:58:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2735]
22:57:58:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:57:58:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2736]
22:57:58:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 6
22:57:58:M:www/images/logo.jpg
22:57:58:E:WSASend cutting buffer 92348
22:57:58:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2736]
22:57:58:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:57:58:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2737]
22:57:58:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 7
22:57:58:M:www/stat.xsl
22:57:58:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2737]
22:57:58:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:57:59:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2731] closed
22:57:59:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2732] closed
22:57:59:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2733] closed
22:57:59:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2734] closed
22:57:59:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2735] closed
22:57:59:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2736] closed
22:57:59:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2737] closed
22:58:01:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2738]
22:58:01:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 1
22:58:01:M:www/css/stats.css
22:58:01:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2738]
22:58:01:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:58:02:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2739]
22:58:02:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 2
22:58:02:M:www/favicon.ico
22:58:02:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2739]
22:58:02:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2739]
22:58:02:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:58:05:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2738] closed
22:58:05:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2739] closed
22:58:10:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2740]
22:58:10:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 1
22:58:10:M:www/honor.xml
22:58:10:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2740]
22:58:10:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:58:11:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2741]
22:58:11:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 2
22:58:11:M:www/honor.xsl
22:58:11:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2741]
22:58:11:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:58:13:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [83.237.20.68:2742]
22:58:13:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 3
22:58:13:M:www/css/stats.css
22:58:13:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [83.237.20.68:2742]
22:58:13:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
22:58:15:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2740] closed
22:58:15:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2741] closed
22:58:15:M:HS0:Connection from [83.237.20.68:2742] closed
22:59:24:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [24.18.190.134:40135]
22:59:24:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
22:59:24:M:RS2:[24.18.190.134:40135] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [OSXEO] version [4
784enUS]
22:59:24:E:RS2:[24.18.190.134:40135] Account not found [OSXEO]
22:59:25:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [210.213.143.238:1123]
22:59:25:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 2
22:59:25:M:RS2:[210.213.143.238:1123] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [NONAMED23] versi
on [4735enUS]
22:59:25:E:RS2:[210.213.143.238:1123] Account not found [NONAMED23]
22:59:26:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [24.18.190.134:40136]
22:59:26:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 3
22:59:26:M:RS2:[24.18.190.134:40136] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [OSXEO] version [4
784enUS]
22:59:26:E:RS2:[24.18.190.134:40136] Account not found [OSXEO]
22:59:27:M:RS2:Connection from [24.18.190.134:40135] closed
22:59:27:M:RS2:Connection from [210.213.143.238:1123] closed
22:59:27:M:RS2:Connection from [24.18.190.134:40136] closed
22:59:29:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [24.18.190.134:40137]
22:59:29:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
22:59:29:M:RS2:[24.18.190.134:40137] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [OSXEO] version [4
784enUS]
22:59:29:E:RS2:[24.18.190.134:40137] Account not found [OSXEO]
22:59:33:M:RS2:Connection from [24.18.190.134:40137] closed
22:59:36:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [89.37.19.150:1294]
22:59:36:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
22:59:36:M:RS2:[89.37.19.150:1294] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [ALDAIR] version [47
35enUS]
22:59:36:E:RS2:[89.37.19.150:1294] Account not found [ALDAIR]
22:59:38:M:RS2:Connection from [89.37.19.150:1294] closed
22:59:40:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [89.37.19.150:1296]
22:59:40:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
22:59:40:M:RS2:[89.37.19.150:1296] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [ALDAIR] version [47
35enUS]
22:59:40:E:RS2:[89.37.19.150:1296] Account not found [ALDAIR]
22:59:43:M:RS2:Connection from [89.37.19.150:1296] closed
22:59:54:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [222.148.164.78:3658]
22:59:54:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
22:59:54:M:RS2:[222.148.164.78:3658] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [SIN] version [478
4enUS]
22:59:54:E:RS2:[222.148.164.78:3658] Account not found [SIN]
22:59:58:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [222.148.164.78:3663]
22:59:58:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 2
22:59:58:M:RS2:[222.148.164.78:3663] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [SIN] version [478
4enUS]
22:59:58:E:RS2:[222.148.164.78:3663] Account not found [SIN]
22:59:59:M:RS2:Connection from [222.148.164.78:3658] closed
22:59:59:M:RS2:Connection from [222.148.164.78:3663] closed
23:05:40:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [84.166.162.250:64742]
23:05:40:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:05:40:M:RS2:[84.166.162.250:64742] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [KEVIN88] version
[4784deDE]
23:05:40:E:RS2:[84.166.162.250:64742] Account not found [KEVIN88]
23:05:44:M:RS2:Connection from [84.166.162.250:64742] closed
23:09:44:M:Saving world...
23:09:44:M:done.
23:09:44:M:Saving guilds...
23:09:44:M:done.
23:09:44:M:Saving accounts...
23:09:44:M:done.
23:12:02:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [193.239.141.67:1373]
23:12:02:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:12:02:M:www/stat.xml
23:12:02:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [193.239.141.67:1373]
23:12:02:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:12:02:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [193.239.141.67:1374]
23:12:02:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 2
23:12:02:M:www/stat.xsl
23:12:02:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [193.239.141.67:1374]
23:12:02:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:12:05:M:HS0:Connection from [193.239.141.67:1373] closed
23:12:05:M:HS0:Connection from [193.239.141.67:1374] closed
23:12:06:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [193.239.141.67:1375]
23:12:06:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:12:06:M:www/css/stats.css
23:12:06:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [193.239.141.67:1375]
23:12:06:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:12:10:M:HS0:Connection from [193.239.141.67:1375] closed
23:19:03:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [85.102.232.248:1078]
23:19:03:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:19:03:M:www/images/on.png
23:19:03:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [85.102.232.248:1078]
23:19:03:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [85.102.232.248:1078]
23:19:03:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:19:06:M:HS0:Connection from [85.102.232.248:1078] closed
23:19:06:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [85.102.232.248:1079]
23:19:06:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:19:06:M:www/stat.xml
23:19:06:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [85.102.232.248:1079]
23:19:06:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:19:07:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [85.102.232.248:1080]
23:19:07:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 2
23:19:07:M:www/stat.xsl
23:19:07:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [85.102.232.248:1080]
23:19:07:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:19:08:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [85.102.232.248:1081]
23:19:08:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 3
23:19:08:M:www/css/stats.css
23:19:08:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [85.102.232.248:1081]
23:19:08:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:19:11:M:HS0:Connection from [85.102.232.248:1079] closed
23:19:11:M:HS0:Connection from [85.102.232.248:1080] closed
23:19:11:M:HS0:Connection from [85.102.232.248:1081] closed
23:24:44:M:Saving world...
23:24:44:M:done.
23:24:44:M:Saving guilds...
23:24:44:M:done.
23:24:44:M:Saving accounts...
23:24:44:M:done.
23:25:29:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59815]
23:25:29:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:25:29:M:www/index.html
23:25:29:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59815]
23:25:29:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:25:30:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59817]
23:25:30:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 2
23:25:30:M:www/images/style.css
23:25:30:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59817]
23:25:30:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59817]
23:25:30:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:25:30:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59819]
23:25:30:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 3
23:25:30:M:www/images/pixel2.gif
23:25:30:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59819]
23:25:30:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:25:30:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59821]
23:25:30:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 4
23:25:30:M:www/images/pixel.jpg
23:25:30:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59821]
23:25:30:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:25:31:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59823]
23:25:31:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 5
23:25:31:M:www/stat.xml
23:25:31:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59823]
23:25:31:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:25:31:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59825]
23:25:31:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 6
23:25:31:M:www/images/logo.jpg
23:25:31:E:WSASend cutting buffer 92348
23:25:31:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59825]
23:25:31:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:25:31:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59827]
23:25:31:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 7
23:25:31:M:www/stat.xsl
23:25:31:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59827]
23:25:31:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:25:32:M:HS0:Incoming connection from [87.242.3.2:59829]
23:25:32:M:HS0:DEBUG: total connections 8
23:25:32:M:www/css/stats.css
23:25:32:M:HS0:I am trying to easy disconnect [87.242.3.2:59829]
23:25:32:E:WSARecv failed WSAENOTSOCK (10038)
23:25:34:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59815] closed
23:25:34:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59817] closed
23:25:34:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59819] closed
23:25:34:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59821] closed
23:25:34:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59823] closed
23:25:34:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59825] closed
23:25:34:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59827] closed
23:25:34:M:HS0:Connection from [87.242.3.2:59829] closed
23:27:11:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [83.240.1.254:1121]
23:27:11:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:27:16:M:RS2:Connection from [83.240.1.254:1121] closed
23:27:35:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [83.240.1.254:1126]
23:27:35:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:27:35:M:RS2:[83.240.1.254:1126] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [KOMISH] version [47
35enUS]
23:27:35:E:RS2:[83.240.1.254:1126] Account not found [KOMISH]
23:27:37:M:RS2:Connection from [83.240.1.254:1126] closed
23:27:44:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [83.240.1.254:1127]
23:27:46:M:RS2:[83.240.1.254:1127] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [KOMISH] version [47
35enUS]
23:27:46:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:27:46:E:RS2:[83.240.1.254:1127] Account not found [KOMISH]
23:27:47:M:RS2:Connection from [83.240.1.254:1127] closed
23:27:49:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [83.240.1.254:1128]
23:27:53:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:27:53:M:RS2:[83.240.1.254:1128] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [KOMISH] version [47
35enUS]
23:27:53:E:RS2:[83.240.1.254:1128] Account not found [KOMISH]
23:27:58:M:RS2:Connection from [83.240.1.254:1128] closed
23:28:15:M:RS2:Incoming connection from [210.213.142.180:1191]
23:28:15:M:RS2:DEBUG: total connections 1
23:28:15:M:RS2:[210.213.142.180:1191] CMD_AUTH_LOGON_CHALLENGE [GAMBIT] version
[4735enUS]
23:28:15:E:RS2:[210.213.142.180:1191] Account not found [GAMBIT]

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1. When you have your final exams to study for but you play WoW to Midnight instead.
2. When you don't know someones name you look above their head.
3)When someone falls over, your stood there trying to loot them.
4) When you have a fight then attempt to gank the person after

5) When you try and get on a mount while having to walk a long distance

6) Shouting LFG to your friends when you ask if they want to come cinema with you.
7) When you see a guy you don't like, and your running towards him FOR THE HORDE!!!!
8)When your sat outside of the toilets waiting for the guy you've just beaten up to come out and you say "damn their spawn time sucks".
9. When you go to a funeral and you try to loot the corpse.
10. when u start going next to people and saying "/fart" "lol"
11. when you do nude patch and dance and there like WTF is going on?
12. You find yourself shouting "Need more rage" while doing manual labour.
13. when u find yourself screaming "i'm being ganked, help" while being beaten up by the school bully

14. when instead of a birthday gift, u get your wife an epic sword ....although she doesn't play wow
14. when you find youself Shouting: Gold Plx!!!!
15. when u say to your wife on your wedding anniversary "/love /hug <3"

16. When u jump off a building hoping that fall damage will only take half your HP

17. when your car says : +100 agility
17. You pass a cop and wonder if you just aggroed him.
18. when if you're wounded in the army u start screaming "/sleep"

19. when u start talking to cows
20. when u pwn horde badass, u are saying kiss my ass.
21. You ask a store clerk how much you can sell your shoes for.
22. when u kill a man and camp his corpse, waiting for his spirit
23. You check roadkill for loot
24. when u buy a bag from the store, you ask how many slots it has

25. when u go out on the street in full armour and wielding an axe
25. When you see a horse and say 'Fuk, I'm not lvl 40 yet!'
26. Your idea of a good time with friends is doing Zul Gurub and Blackwing Lair.

27. You visit airports just to get more flight paths
28. When you're in the forest and see a bear and you try to make him your pet
31. After refusing to follow you, you kill said bear and skin it
29. when your idea of flying on a plane is to ride the plane itself

30. when u buy a horse on your 40th birthday

31. when u raid the apartments of people you don't like

32. when before a fight, u sit down and eat some bread and drink some water
32. When you find a dead corpse somewhere and wonder when he respawns
33. You start killing humans because they drop more gold
34. When you see a kid walking and want to surprise him with Stratholme Holy Water, but cant seem to find any in your backpack.
35. when u go before the king and start dancing
36. and then kill him to see if he gives any good loot...
36. when u walk down the street and ask people to duel you because you're bored
38. When being picked for sports teams, you yell "LFG!"

37. when u see some cool sneakers or shirt on someone on the street and u ask them how much they'll sell it for
39. When you inspect ppl's clothing to see if they got any enchanting on it
40. when u start scaring church priests by asking them if they want to rape onyxia with u
33 when your a noob and your like wtf is a corpse where the hell is my body
41. When you're injured, you go to a church instead of a hospital to ask for healing
42. When you go hunting with friends, you ask to be "Master Looter"
43 when you need help you can ask a gaurd how cool is that?
44. You ask cops where the Auction Hall is.
45 . when your threats start to sound like this:" i'll give u so many dots u won't be able to carry them all!"
46. When you're at Niagara Falls and you want to jump off of it, because you think it will be a faster way into Wetlands,
47. But you pick up a rock and try to use it as a hearthstone instead
48 . when u try to fit a horse in your backpack

49. when talking cows and zombies don't scare u anymore
50. You throw your keyboard when you realize your server will probably be down for another two weeks.
51. when u go in every cave trying to find instances

52. when u kill your supervisor because you heard your colleagues call him a boss

53. when u brag to your colleagues that your belt gives +5 stamina.
54. When you stare at Ragecraft forums all day writing about how you know that you play WoW too much, while waiting for the server to come back up.
55. when u kill your entire family because they were bugging you to take the dog out while you were watching the ragezone forum and waiting for the serv to come back up
56. You start to hax wow accounts in blizzard.
57. when u start to sit on sleeping people
58. When you try to attack people with your wand.
59. when you go to a midget/short ppl convention and scream: i love gnomes!

60. when u go to ppl on the street and say Moooooooooo!
61. When you turn 60 years old, you don't think your gonna get any older. :-)
and then you find out that god (admin) has not instated age cap at 60
62. when u ask "who gives most honour" when u enter an enemy city
63. When you start killin cops to get honor for you new tabard
64. when u ask the nearest guard/cop where the weapon store is
65. When you get into a bar and you're afraid someone might pour some Stratholme Holy Water into your drink
66. when u look for ppl with "!" over their heads
67. When you wait to put your login and password to enter your school/job

68. When you go to the city park looking for silverleaf
69. when u go outside, u hiss at the sun

70. when u go outside, u appreciate the superior rendering of the evnviorment
71. When you wet yourself when you find out the server's about to be back up. :-)

72. When you mash the reload button over and over again trying to find information about the server!
73- when u find it is the time to go work and call ur friend at work telling him that u r very ill to go work

74- then insted of sleeping Kepp playing WOW
75. When you try to swim across the ocean from one continent to the other.
76) When you go into instances solo and kill the elites.. to see how long you can stay alive before you get slaughtered... FTF = For the FUN!
77. When you try to throw fireballs at people but dont understand why nothings coming out of your hands :-p
78. When your trying to freeze someone and nothings happening and your like "OMFG NO MANA! POTS! *Drinks Redbull*"
79. Dont drink or eat In real life, say instead; "My regen rates are so high, so i only drink if i have to drink in some raid."
80. when u don't know how to do something and you look for the little "!" tutorial icon at the bottom of the screen
81. when you pray wtf dont call me noob
82. when all the icons and buttons of the game are branded into your pc monitor.
83. when you are weak/tired you start asking people for potions

84. when you start shouting at ppl to trying to demouralize them

85. when you are mad and say to keep distant because you are in berseker mode
86. when u go to a murderer, right after a kill, and ask him: "how much honour did u get?"

87. when asked why you are killing ppl in the same neighbourhood, u say: "i'm grinding" or "they give good exp"
88. You get mad when youre not allowed to deposit your weapons in the bank.

89. You get even madder when police-disguised GM's drives up and bans your account.
90 you get pissed off when you share your acc and they change the password
91. When you find a tiger or rino and try to mount it
92. when you try to sheep someone
93. When you stab someone with a knife to -*test*-('") if *bleeding effect* works.
95) When you die, you ask "res plz"
96) when you try to place immolation trap and didn't worked
97. You ask for GM's all the time to make a sever.
98. When you transform your school in pvp arena just for pvp battles
99.when u ask someone can you -*test*-('") damage on him,only to hit him with a large stick
a few seconds later.
100.when you see a priest you ask him to buff you up
101. When talking about a guy who got mugged, you slip and say "and then they took all his gold"

102. When the WASD and 1,2, and 3 keys don't have any symbols on them anymore, and are just blank keys.

(both of these happened to a kid at my school who has logged over 4 months of play time on official)
103. when you've been jailed and you stard to kick and screem at the policeman; I DIDN'T HACK I DIDN'T HACK
104. When your baby dies of dehydration (true story about an asian couple that played too much WoW and neglected their child)
105. When you propose fight to a guy you start screaming /pvp enter

106. when you press the f5 button 20 times in a minute to see if the there's news

107. when you get older, you expect to get a new talent

108. and when you don't get it you start cursing "damn bugged talents"
109. You try to decurse your sickness
110. When your are in a fight you try to use divine shield
111. When you're waiting on top of a building wondering why on earth the Goblin Zeppelin is taking so freakin long!

112. And when you try and get on, you fall off, and it leaves.
113. When you run around telling people to hit you, screaming that you want to get your rage up.
114. If you knock someone out with something, you shout "YAY! They fixed the stunned bug"
115. If you hit someone hard with something, and then shout "CRIT! NICE!"
116. when you jump off a buliding and think you wont lose any health when you hit the ground.
117. when u run into Microsoft and kill bill gates because u heard that he was the boss
118. when you and your friends plan a raid upon a city
120. When you go out with friends to the cinema you ask if one of them can put on Aspect of Pack.

121. When a friend bumps into you and faints when he sees you trying to pull out roadkills in-*test*-('")ines while holding its head in your hand, with its liver drooping out of your bag.

121. When people ignore you, you stop moving and doing whatever you're doing and wait for "World Save" to pop up in front of you
122. If things start to get weird, you say "Oh shoot, now I have to relog, brb guys"
123. When someone does something funny, you think "/lol" and wait for your body to move
124. When you type .kill while facing your boss
125. when you run arround the streets wearing nothing but underwear screaming "GOLD PLS"
126. When you get on top of a mailbox and start dancing
127. when you get on a thread like this and start posting, hoping you will reach reason number 500
128. When you are just waiting for the 129. to be posted

129. When you are so bored because ppl don't post on this thread and say "when you are just waiting for the 129. to be posted"
130. when you jump on a wolf that u see in the forrest and yell "yaaah! mush, doogy mush!"
131. When you get on a boat and you are thinking "am i gonna get stuck?"

132.When you go to a shop and you are trying to buy something but you dont get it you are thinking "WTF lag?"

133.Each time you drink alcohol with your friends you say "i feel tipsy"

134.When you get promoted in the army you think "ohhh goody new pvp ventors"

135.When you wondering who are you gonna kill to get an epic loot

137.When you go fishing and you are hoping for a chest loot

138.When you see a guy/lady you go next to em and /flirt /kiss

139.When your friends ask you why are you moving your arms in a circle

140.And you tell them am trying to create bread and water.
142. when you think your stealthed and try and "stealth" through the local gangs hide out
143. when you try to pick pocket someone hoping for some copper.
144. when you walk up to a guy in robes and ask for a port to Org
145. when you attempt to skin a animal and make leather boots out of it.
146. when you run into a bank and try and get into the vault and start dancing on all of the gold/money.
147. When you scream out just before a football game "BUFFS ANYONE??"
148. when you tear off your clothes and try and shapeshift
149. When you try to summon an inferno to take out your enemy.
150. When you try to cast Divine Shield and think you're invulnerable.
151. when u go to buy a car u ask if it'll increase your speed by 60% or 100%
152. When you get shot and go /sleep to regen health
153. when you know your gonna miss the bus and cast swiftness
155. when u start to scream "GM, help" when u have a problem at work
156. when you put as your signature your char name, type and level
157. when your stick a pencil in your keyboard (letter d) so that you dont disconnect or go afk while your having dinner
158. You rip ur flesh off to be an undead
159. You start pickpocketing guards
160. When you constantly check if your WoW server is working
161. When you get your WoW server back and play for hours to make up the time lost
162. When you sit down and someone comes to ask you something you say "AFK"

163. When you see another race you attack them

164. When you start screaming at people and pointing your chopstick

165. When you start jumping everywhere you go

166. When you wait in line for something you shout out "LAGGER!"

167. When you get chased after by cops and get caught you yell out "HAX!!"

168. When you go to MACY and ask for Epic equips

169. When you go to the pet store you ask for "Mini Diablo"
170. You shoot down someone who's riding a motorcycle so you can "get some honor"
171. After shooting them you run up to their motorcycle and scream "MOUNT DROP!"
172. You attempt to pick up the motorcycle and shove it in your backpack.
173. When that doesn't work you say "shoot, no more bag slots" and quickly dig through your bag and pull out a pair of leather shoes and a handful of gunpowder.
174. When all else fails, you see someone else with a backpack on and tell them to give you their bag.
175. They agree to sell it to you, but you tell them to come to you because you don't want to "close the loot"
176. After taking their bag you kill them for some more honor.
177. You walk to Denver today so you can fly there next week.
178. When you need to find the address to a friends location, you enter wow.allakhazam.com or www.thottbot.com
179. When you go outside,see a flower and say:"Look!Mageroyal!"
180. When your splitting wood with an Axe and a wedge and try to build up rage to use your special pound skill to finally make it go through.

181. When you eat a hamburger made out of beef and then logon your Tauren and tell your Tauren friends that you just did canabilism and believe you have betrayed the whole Tauren race.
182. when u search ur favourite clothes lookin for sign that its made of magecloth instead of cotton
183. when lighting a cigarette u say... "By fire be purged"
184. you go up to your teacher and ask for new spells and abbillities
185. when your in a fight you say "haha n00b I R lvl 60"
186. then after that sentence you start shouting ".Pvp enter"
187. you commit suicide when you hear the news that the server isn'y gonna be up
188. you go to another country to pk everyone and everything u see
189. when server longer down then a day you go shoot your neighbour because he is alliance and you are horde...

190. then after you killed him you w8 at his corpse for him to respawn so you can kill him again
191. When you think you can respawn after you die by finding your body or ask the Spirit Healer and try

192. When you look for Stormwind City on a map of Earth
193.when you start seeing things in tecno-color (like in the game)
194.you start to blame lost homework on onyxia
195. go to a park and start picking flowers for herbalism points
196. start mining stones
197. moving slow and blaming it on lag
198. try to melt pennies and turn them into copper bars
199. check all your clothes for armour points and where them constantly until you find something better.
199. Have Pictures of your character in your wallet insted of your family
200. start talking about any all the above to a girl you just met in a club
201. when you feel compelled to read up on the la-*test*-('") wow news insted of entertaining your gf whos on your bed
202. When you think its allright to pay the prices blizzard is chargeing
203. when your 50 and still rush home from bingo to play wow

204. When you run down the street screaming "the Alliance the Alliance in Horde Territory" and pointing at someone
207. when you go to a hunting teacher and try to get him to teach you Serpent Sting (Rank 4)

208. when you try to buy a sword with some silver and copper pieces
209 when throw some wood on the ground w8ing to see a fire nova comming
210. When you go up to a cow and tell how pretty she is, and tell her how you want to make many baby Tauren with her.

211. When you gather some bulls and cows and try to /party them, and if sucessful you yell "FOR THE HORDE!"
212. When you speak the elven or orcish language in everyday conversations.

213. When you try to use alchemy your character uses in real life.
214: When you just kill an insect in real life and say like, "Your Punch skill has leveled to 10/300"
215: When you talk to normal ppl and laugh of something funny saying "LOL!".
216: When you see someone huge you say, "What Tha Hell, look the Boss!"
217. When you see the bully at school and say, lets gang up and kill that Elite.
220: When you think you can talk to people in China, Japan, and India by saying "/5 Hi you guys, you speak english?"

221: When you've got a long bus ride home, you grab a rock out of your pocket and wave it around, and then wonder why you're not home yet.

222: When you steal money from someone's pocket, then ask them how much money they have, and after they check, steal from them again and ask "Now how much you got left?"
223. when you to to the peer and ask anyone if the boat takes you to kalimdor or is it still "buggy"
224. when you are in the middle of an examm sesion like me and u log on every time u get a good mark at an exam to celebrate
225: when you rather play wow then have sex with your girlfriend/wife
226: You find yourself thinking about that quest you missed or the monster you should have killed before you fall asleep at night....or early the next morning.
227. When your at lunch. Walking to mcdees or w.e and all u talk about is WoW for the whole year. ( my old friends did that but i diched them looser lol)
228. When someone asks for the time, you answer in the server's time instead of your real location.
229. When someone asks you if you are his friend, you look up in the Friend list before giving an answer.
230. When you have an important -*test*-('") next day, so you look up the most useful addon for it.
231. When you're hungry and you go to raid the fridge while screaming :FRIDGE RAID! FOR THE HOOOORDE!
232. When you cant get something to work in your house so you try to relog
233. when you try to tame your neighbors pet and
234. the pet steals your volcom/tongue.gif

235.you scream outside trying to get somone to buy ure katana u bought with your week's pay, only to reaslise that its a two-handed sword ;D
236. when you've stolen someone money and keep saying to the cop i didn't jinja loot, ididn't jinja loot.
237. When you look in your bag and it's empty and start yelling .refresh, .refresh

238. When you start killing cows under the excuse of: ''Hell I owned that Tauren"
239. When you meet someone you like you ask them "Can I add you to friends?"
240. When a passerby asks you where to find something, you say "You got coords mod?"
239. when you are in teh foodball stadion and runn up the feeld, and start yelling KISS MY HAIR MOO MOO BUT to everyone. to have them duel you.
240. When u cut yourself with a knife and bleed like hell, then ask ur friend to use first aid

241. When a stranger in the street asks you where a specific shop is,
you yell at him saying U NOOB CHECK THOTTBOT.COM
242. When you get in the lunch line at school and tell all the laggers to gtfo.

243. When you get in a fight at school and start yelling "FOR THE HORDE!!!"
244. when u light your hands on fire and claim that you're trying to cast fireball

245. when u throw ice on ppl and when they ask u "what was that?", u say u just cast "frost nova"

246. when u beat up a beggar on the street while saying: "i hate it when noobs ask me for gold! "
247. when u drive ur car thinking "umm i have to chage my tiger for one of this 90$ mov speed xD"

248. when u got and sponnsor of battlefield 2 but u play 10 hours a day wow and 1 hour bf2 and still saying u are practicing alot xD..... Sorry Team
249. when you cant find your friend so you yell /who!!!
250. When you try to disenchant your sisters new pair of shoes!
251. When you promise to give her 10 s after you grinded her shoes to strange dust
252. When you ride a Pony to work and everyone laughs at you, then your buddy comes up to you and asks "Dude, Why dont u go buy a Car?" and You Respond by saying "Im saving for my epic mount!"
253.when you see a bird and try to catch it on fire...
254.upon getting caught by the cops soon after ^^ you pro-*test*-('") that it drops a quest egg that you have been hunting for
253. When you grab a stick and a block of wood(shield) and start killing every chicken,pig,dog,wolf and every living thing that you see
254. when you actually start having to think about examples of WoW in real life, the realising your job has been calling you n u say fuk off GM's to them
255. When we can come up with 500 reasons why we play wow too much ...!!! =P
256. if to explain your lack of listening you say "I was AFK"
257. If you think America's favorite pass-time is World of Warcraft.

258. If you think "pulling an all-nighter" means stocking up on coke and playing WoW from 10 P.M. to 10 A.M.

259. If this thread interests you in any way.

260. When your friends come over and you ask them if they wanna run Quik Trip for some epic items.

261. If you think a "one night stand" is joining a Fun Server at midnight and getting to level 60 in half an hour.

262. when u remake songs to praise ur faction

263. When u are in the army and u go through the ranks really quick. one day, when you're chief-corporal a general comes to you and says: You lelved too fast, you're a haxxor! police, take him in!

264. when u get to the rank of general in the army u start dancing around the base: "now i can buy new epic honour items ! whee!"
265. when u give up sleeping at night so you can spend more time online
266. When your clothes are broken, instead of going to a tailor u go tho a blacksmith...In my country we still have such things, single humans. not company or anything ))

267. When u cross the red light, and the cop comes and you begg him not to give you an IP BAN ))

268.When your mother asks you to help her in the kitchen and you say "I do not have knife proficiency"))

268. When a guy starts beating you to death and you beg him not to do ganking ))))))

269. When u jump out a window and think "Shit, Shit i forgot to put my no fall damage cheat" ))

270. when u go on a trip, a plane flight, and u re pissed like hell u can t logout to get there faster...
271. When you watch funny movies of people ganking others on WoW while you wait for the server to go back up
272. When the server goes down and there is mass panic and fools dont know what to do with themselves as if all life on the planet has ceased
273 when you in a thread on the rage craft forum chattin up some random wow player lol
274. when u count the seconds from the time the serv crashed .... 19725892349023509235230 k so far
275. When you try to conjure your own food after getting hungry
276. When you pay for retail xD
277. You dance like a cross between michael jackson and MC hammer.
278. You light fireworks in your hand and throw them in the air above you -.-
279. You tell hoboes to piss off and stop begging.
280. when the server is down u create tons of temp servers just to play WoW
281. u sit at the forum for the whole day answerin to all appearin posts (even those most stupid )
282. when u start talking like your character.
283. when u try to sell a sheep liver to the hat-store because u need some more copper
284. when someone asks how old you are and you tell them what level you are.
285. When someone asks you to go to starbucks you're like, F*** that, I'm going to The Gilded Rose or The Lion's Pride Inn.
285. when you go sit in the middle on the ground just to drink sth
286. When after the server crashes you try to give advise on obvious things only to be ignored
287. Night Elf pr0n is no longer sickening to you.

288. Gnome pr0n is used as an aid.

289. You photoshop an orc's face onto a tubgirl picture and put it on all of your colleagues' computers during lunch break... and enjoy it.
290. Use of "pr0n" in a sentence.

292. After nearly 300 posts, you tend to miss numbers.
292. You steal an official account, level 60 full epix Rogue and use speedhacks to kill hordes in Crossroads. Nothing is more funnier than killing 40 hordes without getting owned yourself.
293. when u try to cast "arcane intelect" on yourself before an examm because u think it will make u study better
294 When u kick a midget out of the bus and say: "this flight path is horde only so no gnomes"
295. When u beat ur best friend and then say "sorry dude, i needed honor" XD
296. when u keep posting here and u realise u never run out of ideas
297. When you go into a city and kill guards/police but avoid killing civilians so your honour doesn't decrease.
298. When you run into a nusery screamind "die you gnome bastards!"
299. You engrave your pet's name on a cage, put him/her in it, put it in your backpack walk about, say to your friends "look at my cool pet" open the cage up and expect it to follow you.
300. You try to cast chainlightning on your family
301. You put on water proof cloathing and shout "FROST RESISTANCE +10"
302. You swim far out into the sea and manage to drown
303. You place an ugly ornament down when running from the police and mock them, expecting it to slow down their movement by 50%
304. Get caught by police and scream "SPEED CHEATS"
305. Try to pick pocket a policeman
306. Collect herbs
307. Try to make potions with your collected herbs
308. Hit someone with a 20lb fish
309. You forget your skinning knife
310. You kick a tramp because he gives crap loot
311. You wonder why you never see any horde except for Tauren
312. You go on a Tauren killing spree
313. You build a campfire in the middle of the day to increase your spirit while you fight a small(mangy)dog
314. You begin to wonder why your chatlog isn't working and take a vital step - using the telephone
315. You drink 10 cans of red bull to increase your run speed by 30%
316. You try to jump up hard parts of the mountain, in hope of discovering new lands and gaining experience
317. You do quests for your step family to get a neutral reputation with them, e.g. cooking, cleaning and taking the dogs for a walk, but you still wonder why you haven't levelled.
318. You go to a graveyard to kill some undead
319. You ask the pope to teach you higher level healing skills
320. even wrose than not seeing any horde but tauren, u start to poison ure self w/ the herb potions so much, that u think u see the undead lol
321.when u jump off building and u are not afraid cuz thats in a free server
322.when u jump off a plane and u stuck in the air u ask for a gm to teleport u
323.when u try to encrease your ingenearing skill to 210 so u can throw a net to some1 who is runing from u
324.when u dont understand some1's language and u tell on /1 (general) to talk here cuz u dont speak common
325 when u even make up a second name for in wow like u have 2 lives ^^
326.when u wear a gun and ask someone to encrease skill on him
327.when u try to cast frost chock by making circles with your hands and ice cubes in the middle of them u hear a voice from the sky : that spell is not ready yet
329. When you have your sister hit you to build up your rage

330. When you run up to a hospital doctor and say "Buff Plz"
331. when the server is down and u wait... and wait ....... and wait .......... and wait ......... and wait some more XD
332. You run into an airport and yell "LFG!"
332. when u gather up your colleagues every day and raid the local supermarket.... and then sit around in the office and share the "loot"

333. when the first thing u do when u wake up is check and see if the server has come back (i have actually done this )
334. when you start dreaming about yourself playing WoW
335. when ur even spending time on making that perfect sig for you forum acc ^^
336. When you stand outside a cave, shouting "LFG"
337. When you trip on LSD and start talking to Thrall.
338. When you're not on LSD and start talking to Thrall.
339. When you imagine you're making love to Thrall =|
340. when ur so bored because server is down that you go start discussing about the word "tea"
341. When you're makin love and start to roleplay. Your girl is the elf, you're the orc...get the drift. (0.0)